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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:19:01 -0600

youaremynirvana: ok none of that bullshit stuff THESE are the best feelings in the world: peeing...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:41:36 -0600

ok none of that bullshit stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

peeing after holding it in all day

faking ill and getting sent back to bed

when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality

getting a back massage

seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg

when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation

sweetyhigh: Have you seen the commercial for One Direction’s...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:17:13 -0600

sweetyhigh:

Have you seen the commercial for One Direction’s new fragrance? Check it out here!

al-the-stuff-i-like: speightdaysaweek: silencedrowns: opiggynu...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:16:41 -0600

al-the-stuff-i-like:

speightdaysaweek:

silencedrowns:

opiggynukkao:

tinnyhouse:

pajama-pangolin:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

hahaha

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

I can’t remember the last time I actually laughed this hard at something on tumblr. Oh my shit.

“Hey kids wanna buy some drugs?”

ummmm I’m sorry what?

that’s a fucking lion?

easternn: this is honestly one of the most beautiful and true...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:03:30 -0600

easternn:

this is honestly one of the most beautiful and true to life poems I have ever read. Thank you.

OMG…Drake Bell is Mads Mikkelsen. #IHatePlaidSuits.

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:58:43 -0600

OMG…Drake Bell is Mads Mikkelsen.

#IHatePlaidSuits.

omg-blubber-nuggets: Leonardo DiCaprio needs...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:46:24 -0600

omg-blubber-nuggets:

Leonardo DiCaprio needs to literally receive an award for never winning awards.

'Cars' wasn't just a movie about...cars.

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 12:03:45 -0600

Every three years or so, I have to have a shit load of work done on my car. This year it was the timing belt and filters. I take it in twice a year for the regular oil change and tire rotation, a $30 job at most. Yesterday’s work cost hundreds. I’m not complaining. The only trouble my car has given me in the last 8 years is one flat tire. That’s all. Could happen to anyone. It’s suffered long trips to S.D., MT., N.M., NB., KS. in wintery weather and in sweltering weather and sailed effortlessly up Pike’s Peak…and down. It’s put up with four growing kids, car seats, booster seats, sports equipment, and a luggage rack on top and several teenage girls with their make up and wardrobe changes (the windows are tinted). Whenever I take it in, they wash and vacuum it, then compliment me on its cleanliness: I take all the trash out at night and vacuum it myself at least once a week. I figure if it’s going to take good care of us, I should good care of it. I post this because it is a metaphor for people as well. Don’t complain or bitch or refuse to see what others are seeing, that you may need a little help, you may need to stop, hydraulically rise above it and let the pros see your flaws and help you realize you are not who you used to be, and never will. Accept changes and a thorough ‘wash’ now and then wouldn’t hurt. People have ‘timing belts’ too. Change them and you’ll feel ready to impress again, just as you did the day someone noticed you on the showroom floor, how you changed their lives and opened up their eyes to new beginnings and horizons. Because if you keep stressing the old one, the original one, you’ll end up at the side of the road with more problems than you could possibly imagine…if you know anything about engines and a lot about people.

If you’re wondering, I drive a Honda Pilot. I never take for granted or get stupid behind the wheel, because 90% of the time I am not alone. One does not rise to this exceptional kind of quality…alone.

angel-lily-erin: #style

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:06:01 -0600

angel-lily-erin:

#style

If you read my former post about how my hubby thought Drake...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:05:44 -0600

If you read my former post about how my hubby thought Drake looked old, well, when I showed him this and reminded him about that time I called him from the boardwalk in Atlantic City, N.J. he asked, “who’s the guy hanging onto the poster?” Really, they could have updated the picture…that one was taken, what, 6 years ago?

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:59:38 -0600

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:58:47 -0600

This looks dangerous…

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:58:02 -0600

This looks dangerous…

noeliart: me

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:56:45 -0600

noeliart:

me

45 DAYS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UBER...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:54:27 -0600

45 DAYS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UBER SEATS,GOOD COMPANY,VIPS!!!!!!!!!SHIT BASTARD….FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jungle-catt: positively-blonde: annieandfinnickodair: breakmef...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:50:53 -0600

jungle-catt:

positively-blonde:

annieandfinnickodair:

breakmefromtheinside:

alyssaemilie:

romeo and juliet (1996)

Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar.

Only for that comment

Omg

if leo was that close to my face wanting a kiss i would throw him on the floor in the middle of the capulet’s party and bang him til he cried

Amen sista…!

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:49:42 -0600

Amen sista…!

Epic Saturdays at Harrah’s Pool After Dark, 6.8.13 My husband...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:48:18 -0600

Epic Saturdays at Harrah’s Pool After Dark, 6.8.13

My husband said, “That’s Drake? He looks old.” I said, “he looks ok, not crazy about the suit, and he forgot to comb his hair.”

…when I heard about Bomb Girls….

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:45:15 -0600

…when I heard about Bomb Girls….

10knotes: karenhurley: Smart ideas for Smarter cities

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:43:56 -0600

10knotes:

karenhurley:

Smart ideas for Smarter cities